When life's a rollercoaster that is filled with ups and downs, The twists and turns you never see, and hardships may abound

My first five categorically mean teensy-tinsy small My last four, gesture welcoming, what breaks with crash and sprawls But really I am named for what I make in metal walls

It serves to catch meat when it's placed wisely. Out of the butt, strong, sticky, spun precisely. It was an arachnid's work; it sure appears to be. BUT In the corner it belongs, structureless, next to the mold. Charlotte is gone, now it's dusty, abandoned and old. Found when someone runs a household wearing a blindfold.

I wrap you up when you are wet, then dry your hair without a fret.

I'll score exactly 2 goals in football, if you'll allow it.