The brash young linguist was speaking at a conference. He explained that in some languages a double negative is a positive, as in English. In others, a double negative is a negative, as in Russian. But in no language is a double positive a negative. From the back of the room a grey-haired professor called out:

Instead of holding anything medical, This person holds only a screwdriver, But the screwdriver is not really a screwdriver, He only has a phonebox, Which is the reason why he can travel, Who is that?

You can't visit a concert, a theme park, a museum, without this. If you try to enter without this, you might get one but you won't be happy.

Way up top, a flat expanse, Where light and shadows dance. Not a wall or floor - no how, I'm probably above you right now.

I see you live, I'll see you die. I see you sleep, I see you wake up. As I see your life slip by. That's why they call me a