If I were a princess, longing for comfort to free, I would check underneath for that dastardly pea

Pejorative applied to someone who doesn't have much capacity for thinking. Can also be a little bit of a prick.

You can never escape me, no matter how hard you try. I normally take you in your seventies and your lucky if you survive past that.

One of the world's oldest currencies, It has brought many a wonder and ruin concurrently. A vital substance, a binder for oaths, It has always traveled far beyond the coasts. The source of purity in many song and ballad, Ages later, we honor it still, placing it as a root for 'salary' and 'salad.'

Thirsty or angry? Polar? Perhaps. Vacuous power, Will whirl, then collapse. The eye of the devil, The hole of the worm, The drain-dancing Sucker who twists, twirls and turns