Coconut, almond, oat, soya, and pea, They all wished they could be like me, Once upon a time we all shared a name, Until the dairy farmers won sole claim

You will find me in the forge, but I am no weapon Underneath the iron hot, The most common inanimate cartoon villain, That can flatten you in one shot.

I'm like Deadpool But this pool whirls. I'll spin and spin and gobble up like a black hole. I can be liquid or energy Try not to stand close to me.

I help people reach new heights, but I myself I never get to enjoy the view.

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? They say there were many. . .