I handle your daily long distance commute. You don't have to do a thing, just sit and stare at your phone. I know the route.

I can announce, but I don’t greet. I’ve got a ring, but not for a finger. Push my buttons for service.

Though dogs are fuzzy and fluffy - bau bau - dog ears can mark a page. I give you an alternative so that with your books you can engage. Traveling worlds with relative ease while your own progress is saved. Sitting neatly where you leave it, it's very well-behaved.

A mobile desk. I give the illusion of dominance and judgment when you are being tested. I must be held, but I also hold onto things for you.

Upon a tree, high in the sky's dome, A hairy orb makes a tropical home. Thirsty monkeys pry, As it tumbles, oh my! Inside, a drink sweet as honeycomb.