Crackers, salami, sausage, let's see, grapes, Gouda, maybe some brie? Mortadella, olives, manchego and jam, nuts, hummus, pita bread, ham? Herb butter, tapenade and baguette? OK, our board is complete, we're all set. Enjoy!

I measure time without power, without light. Seconds stream in a line Through my waist so tight. Elegance in a figure sublime Two halves attempt to unite.

A rub of me, upon your form In running waters, comfortably warm Will cleanse your soul, and ease your mind To other's senses you shall be kind

If they're triangular or square your butt will be sore

I guard the coats you never use, the shoes you swear you didn’t choose. Each year I grow, yet none can see, who keeps on feeding these things to me.