I'm basically a bag filled with gas, But I attend most of the parties. The first four you can bounce. Two to four is everything inside me. Four to six is toilet humour. The last four is a bird on a buck, eh?

I am a green fruit with a large pit Good for your health is food with me in it

I have a skin but I’m not alive, I speak when hands make me come alive. Hit me once, I’ll boom with sound, Hit me twice, and heads turn around. What am I?

Army camp, kick out, computer startup. Dr. Martens, Blundstones, sh!tkickers. Snow, rain… yada, yada… I'm Canadian, you should know what I'm talking a ---- ??

Let's get down to brass tacks. Historically used to signal battle or hunt, I'm the best instrument there is to be blunt. If you want to announce something loudly, there's no instrument better than me I'll say proudly.