An outdoor activity, a small slim vessel. You ride on my hole and you paddle and paddle. Spell me forwards or backwards, I’m the same.

Soft and curly, I’m sheared, spun, then knit into sweaters, scarves, and mittens.

I’m what you might use when told to have a seat. I’m also a slang term for a gaming cheat.

I can whip up a batter nice and thick, Or be the place where sexy singles click. I'm a thing into which booze gets subsumed, Or a party where many of me are consumed.

Green fruit stuffed with blue cheese, all inside a gin martini, make it dirty, what fruit am I, that makes it so?