It's fine to hang me out to dry, but please don't air me in public when I'm still dirty!

What's brown, not very heavy, and easy to pick up?

Kevin once feared to go there. It's where jobless people dwell, Where ghosts are hidden And stories written And sump pumps leave their smell. A place of damp and darkness, The worst place in a hard rain. If a twister should come, It's the best place to run. But your house won't be the same. An achievement here on reddit, One devoid of real-world class. If you relate to this somehow, I can tell you right now You really need to go touch grass.

Candles do this, and that is the norm, but if your lamp does this, check the bulb.

A tom without a space. It's a very common base.