Some of us sit atop icebergs Some of us hold all your trash Some of us lean til we topple Some of us are paid in cash

Vertical keeper, standing so proud; A stage for treasures, humble yet loud. Holding stories and spices, in quiet array, Guarding memories, come what may.

I'm a funny British man, I'm a lady's favourite button, I can come from a can, I can make your teeth rotten.

I am a guardian of treasure, small delights beyond measure. Sugary goodness or hearty steak, I safeguard these past expiry date.

On a plateau of keys, when things go wrong, im probably the first key you try to leave. No need for control, alternatives and deleting things if this key works