I make it easy to squirt in all the right places, but I am not made of flesh. You might see me in the backyard or garden .

I’m friend to many, but scary to some. My size may vary, but call and I’ll come. My throat is sharper than teeth, they say. In mirrors you’ll see I’m an old deity.

If you don't pay me attention I'll knock down your Christmas tree. Don't you know the Ancient Egyptians used to worship me?

I am known for pies, but I do not bake. You might be disgusted by me.

I can run, but I cannot walk, I have a mouth, but I cannot talk, I have a bed, but I never sleep, I own a bank, but no money to keep.