As the song makes clear, a seasick one has no tender sweetness, perhaps because it is two hundred million years old. The first four also refer to an ugly shoe. The middle is the first syllable of a musical about a southwestern or south central US state. The last four sound like how you used to make a phone call, before everything had buttons or screens.

Usually spotted near a farmers friend Comes in sizes and several colors. By your neighbors you may be asked to lend Eaten by many but protected by others

Surprisingly there are people who still don't understand the idiom of you can't see the riddle answer for the trees

Frustrating on your tongue Hard on your wallet And of icebergs, misleading

I am larger, fatter and less slimey than my cousin who sits on a lily pad. In video games I'm not an animal but a being with a mushroom hat.