I buzz in your ear like I’ve got things to say, then steal your blood and dart away. You slap yourself, I fly with glee, guess who just got a bite for free?

I evoke nostalgia and knowledge But I've recently retired It's hard to be a science guy When the Earth's on freakin fire!

Follow me to my end And I'll have many riches to give. Can't remember my order? Take it up with Mr. Biv.

Poke and prickle, spikes and spines, my body’s covered all in kind. Too much water does me foul, but just enough I do not mind. But not just any, I’m quite unique-a. Look to me for Margaritas.

In water I dwell, a salamander's kin, I regenerate lost limbs and wear a perpetual grin. My name sounds like an exotic tune, but I'm not a fish nor a loon.