This riddle may sea-m strange, but it must be taken literally; there's no way around it... This animal's hiding spot is inefficient. Just say it out loud and you've already found it.

The thirst-quenching product of a company worth billions. It's also what you give when you help out a reptilian.

I am a living poison. I will turn you against yourself. Around the world I walk like a crab across all stages. Try to remove me and some of you goes too. I can grow like a weed. I can sleep like a giant.

Too little or too much of it will kill you, it is patient, yet fierce. It can topple mountains and it can bring life to barren lands. What is it?

Please bear with me, but I come in two sizes, Major and Minor. If you are ever lost, I can help. Just look for me in the night sky.