Crisp, green, and leafy, a favorite in the patch, With tomatoes and cucumbers, it's a perfect match. Comes in heads or loose leaves, a refreshing, healthy bite, And can wrap up your favorite burgers just right. Often dressed in Caesar, or tossed into a bowl, Staying fresh and cool is it's main life goal.

I scuttle sideways across rocks by the sea, with claws ready to pinch anyone bothering me.

In a popular board game, named by the animal and this, this thing stands for good deeds that get you ahead, as opposed to the vicious snake that sets you back.

I rest in coil until duty calls, Then stretch across the green and walls. I drink deeply from the spigot’s crown, And spit a cool stream all over town. I can fight a flame or feed a tree, Yet without my spray, I’m limp and free.

Birds build it out of junk, and when the kids move out, mom says it's empty.