Start with a feathery writing instrument. Now, change two letters, and I’m a small bird. What are the new two letters? Fear me for my inevitable dominance!

Breathe deep or wear me, either’s fine. Dog’s breath or attire are descriptions of mine.

Fill in the blank for the word WHAT?: . A woodsman is walking through a forest. He is about to cut down a tree, when the tree suddenly says Wait! I'm a talking tree! The woodsman looks at it, and says Then you will WHAT?. Then he chops it down.

Don't be like me or you'll be sad. I ate them all and I'm their dad. I did no worse than my dad me. I chopped his nuts off in the sea.

To Thomas Aquinas a sphere I was and to Homer a wandering star And when I gazed upon the earth below Isaw melancholy and thinkers fester and grow While I spun with Rings almost ticking around me closer to you than the lords of sky and sea