Some people like extra junk in their partner's one of these. Sir Mix-A-Lot sure did, if you change a four letter word to five.

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

Ok, so let me get this straight. Obviously, The ‘first’ should be put into the ‘second’. But it doesn’t go there? It’s just hung up? English makes no sense. In that ‘second’, I haven’t a clue as to why it’s named ‘firstsecond’. Ohhh! Because you put in your bathing ‘first’! No wonder it took off.

When a lumberjack gets fired, he loses this, whereas others actually get it.

A Mundane tool that is so common it's silly. But in the right hands it will fly willy-nilly.