A cold, sweet treat well suited for a hot summer day. Start with the person we are celebrating today, followed by an erudite way to point out the original author made a mistake. Finish with a French article.

I’m what mermaids use to get those stubborn stains out of their fins.

I am the powerhouse of the cell. You may remember me from science class.

I’m everything you can’t put in a box. I’m nothing... and that’s my job. What am I?

Being scammed out of all your money by wooly clothing