You may know me as Nicolas But really, I’m just a rat full of rage.

Roses are red Violets aren't blue Unless you're this.

What's black and white and red all over?

If you're really good with numbers, Then the answer should be clear. Can you tell me how many seconds There are in a year?

Take a musical instrument that is the embodiment of creating calm and beautiful environments with its softly-plucked strings. Now take an over-the-top form of satire that mocks someone or something. Take these two things that make people smile and laugh and merge them together to naturally get me, a weapon for hunting whales.