No use crying over this spilt drink Leave it out the fridge too long and it’ll create a stink.

Everyone wants one, but usually hate to go there... You spend more time there than at home

Sadly, it can't fry rice. It has cousins who are lice.

I get smaller every time I take a bath. What am I?

I used to be the king of culinary convenience, a revolutionary design. But now those silly air fryers have come for what is mine!