I am blue and I am fun. My name is me, first and last. My mom is spicy, a thief’s my dad, My sister’s name an old folk’s game.

It's me, it's me I'm big, I'm heavy, I'm wood It's me, it's me I'm better than bad, I'm good

What have I got in my pocket? .

I am used to see, but not many use me anymore. In one eye and not the other, I'm tied to the Mandela effect..oh brother

Your teacher once said you'd never have one handy, but it's built right into your phone, isn't that dandy? I help make sure your answer is right, and even geniuses understand my might.