I’m something you cannot ever win, A battle of thought that lies within. No board, no dice, no coin is tossed... As soon as you think of it, you have already lost.

What’s round and warm with toppings galore, loved at parties and craved even more?

I scroll through Reddit and play on their games. I skip all my meetings and never get laid When my boss calls me up, I've always got flu. And I spend half my time scrolling memes on the loo What am I?

I’m just like you, but quite inert, slap my ass, and your hand might hurt

Some people have a lot and some people don't.. Some people start with it, but lose it. Some will say they were close but missed it by a