I’m there for you when you flip, My name sounds like a slobbering vampire.

Skip to the end of a text to find me I’m not necessary, you need not remind me. Some walk without me, not off much worse. Because I got angry and threatened to burst.

Toddlers derive innocent joy from me, but I am also how adults get murdered or robbed.

I started as a fairytale creature then became part of the everyday internet lifestyle.

In one sense I’m firm; in another, I’m fleeting I describe cash and cars, and I’m ended by eating