My first part an actor who might cruise away, My second a lady part that might make your day, Put me together and despite my rude name, I'm just a little songbird, really, quite tame.

I make slips, but I do not make juice. People often split me.

Sometimes I'm buttery, sometimes I'm bad. I can make a whole sports arena sad, I can make a whole bakery smell rad.

I connect all things, though never speak, I battle monsters and climb tall peaks. My name is not the one you think, I do the work, she gets the glory? That stinks.

A welcome solution for a weathered patina, I’ll make your room pink, black, floral, or greener. You can try a small patch, or use the whole roll. I’m a wonderful way to make your home more droll.