I need no breath, yet I am not dead, Through liquid only am I fed. A human shadow, all vitality gone, Not a morning person, I'll pass out by dawn.

With DUTY I sit, ready to apPEAse. When you come to see me you bend at the knees. I clean as I go though your nose will still wrinkle, but still I’ll support you while you do a riddle.

If you're clumsy you might be said to have me, Or if you're hungry I can be a sweet treat, My first half can be spread on toast, my second half can help you type for this post

I may be small or I may be large but I should be checked before I take charge. I may need a boost, especially when I'm bruised.

They call you this when you are new, or maybe when you’re jealous too. It’s the complement of ruddy. Ever heard of humor, buddy?