A duck, a goose, and Jesus walk into a bar. They walked through a pond, a lake, and a river to get here. Who pours a drink first?

I don't have the best reputation, but to many i am digital medication. If you don't know me relax your brow. I'm simply what you're playing now. Alone or not, come to me. Waste your time, sleep, worry. Two words you know me by. Two words, what am I?

My first sounds like part of a tool you may use to cook eggs, My second something you might find 'tween your legs. My whole's a flat bird that looks like it tripped on a rock, Hey - try having YOUR spine removed. It's quite a shock.

I make a grand display that's likely entertaining, but I do not make your sight improved without an s on me. People often act ridiculous to make themselves into me.

I am sometimes in a room, but I am not supposed to be there. You might avoid talking about me.