When the elderly pirate was asked his age, This is what he said. And if at first you just don't get the pun, Then say it aloud instead.

In your garden or career And even when I'm beaten If you should stray from me Your grandma may be eaten

I perform unspeakable acts with comedic timing. You may find me stuck in a box.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

On a pirate’s shoulder I may sit, repeating tales bit by bit. I squawk, I scream, I chatter all day, Im a feathered friend who loves to play!