I’m a vessel that’s soft and quite long, Where five little travelers belong. But I often go stray, In the wash, far away, Leaving partners to wonder what’s wrong.

A ravenous scavenger, A raucous tormentor, I am king of the coast. I oppress the alien, Taking my fill of their food, All while declaring, Mine, mine, mine!

Everybody blames me for everything. It must have been me then.. what am I?

A culinary delight, I take many flavors and forms, I start as a liquid, but soon metamorph. I can be firm as a brick or melt like a breeze, If you're a dad, your jokes might be full of me.

A tool that helps know which way to go. Water and iron the primary necessities. If seen on another planet, laugh heartily.