Stroke me to bring yourself great satisfaction, preferably by someone else Oil me up and enjoy me at my full glory Enjoy me while I last for I go with age for many men

This man has the style of Lorax. He spoke of the Abyss, of will to power and announced God is dead Good luck spelling his name correctly on the first try

with streams of protons, we go after remnants of the dead, we zap then trap, and store them at home. with a big white box that opens wide, we capture slime, while cracking wise. if you see is running to you, please keep running away, but just remember this, who you gonna call?

You may or may not enjoy this style of humour; the term itself carries a violent connotation

Leather-loafer wearing men do not need this kind of budget.