I'm the reason you're talking to an AI at two in the morning, Why your, dinner for two, is just you and spam, Your phone never rings, your DMs stay dry, But hey, at least I always reply.

I'm the one thing your friends have that you cannot find, Not because I don't exist, but because you never leave your room. Your mom keeps asking about me at every family dinner, And your pillow is getting tired of being your only companion.

An armored tank of a megafauna, one of five species, all odd toed ungulates. Although their horn might gore you, they are unlikely to eat you, unless your family tree contains actual trees.

What fruit is not fuzzy and breathes fire?

A character from a show, where everybody knows your name. Also, a thing the current president is driving us off, with no shame