Everybody blames me for everything. It must have been me then.. what am I?

A culinary delight, I take many flavors and forms, I start as a liquid, but soon metamorph. I can be firm as a brick or melt like a breeze, If you're a dad, your jokes might be full of me.

A barista, a chef and a laundromat would all prefer me over a yacht! What am I?

Some grow on trees Some are the size of peas Some dangle under a forked trunk Some act like a crazy drunk But, if you’re hungry and don’t want to eat junk, let me offer you a handful of deez

When people win me in a competition they have good memories But I'm most well known to measure the size of mammaries