I protect you from bugs! Results may vary. Side effects may include: greasy skin, bitterness on the tongue, itchy bites and disappointment.

In the hands of a monkey I gum up the gears A simple design That’s lasted for years In heartbreak or sadness I’m felt in your gut Or, grip me tight to bust a nut

Spring from the earth, But return in a bit, Safety intention? To wit, lone armpit

Part One: The Fellowship of the Note Readers Part Two: The Forbidden Question of Women The Complete Series: The Binder of Blood

Despite my size I'm a source of power I'm in a cell, but you need not cower! You might know of my skills supreme From a schoolbook or from a meme.