White and bright, makes tides rise higher So far away, you need a magnifier I make them howl. A view to please I just hope it tastes like cheese

ALVINs favorite blacksmith tool would be

I am a leafy lump who thinks I’m royalty I sit by the walkway with zero loyalty I gobble lost frisbees like they’re gourmet And whisper rude gossip to birds all day I get fancy haircuts I never request A bumpy green guard in a lumpy green vest

I prefer vinyl, but there's something that sticks to me when I listen to cassettes... maybe it's because of this:

I'm a sport with a funny name, played with paddles and with a net. What am I that bounces in the game, faster than you might expect?