A simple machine, programmed for tasks; We assume human shape, but it could be flat. Autonomous in nature, at least that’s the goal, programmed to help with many a task. My favorite is Rosie, though Bender comes next, both from cartoons, where they’re best.

I'm dead? I'm not! What do? I Rot! I run around, dumb and strong. You bash my head with rock! Unless you want your brain be mine, consider self as murder swine!

How much is that one in the window? I do hope it's for sale. I don't want a bunny or a kitty, I don't want a parrot that talks, I don't want a bowl of little fishies, you can't take a goldfish for a walk.

You can cook noodles in me, or cook brain cells smoking me.

When out in public and needing to wee, Please give me some ...