It's me that you're always under Even when not deep or stressed. I'm referred to by Lin Miranda, But it's Queen I think said it best.

I'm hard and dry when you put me in; by the time I'm done, I come out soft and wet.

Often am I seen at the beach. Seldomly seen in the winter. I’m typically strapped and rarely laced. Some might consider it a crime, if I were to be paired with socks.

What if God is actually just like him, and we are all just happy little accidents?

Horses are pointless. I'm a mythical white version, with a point.