I am a blade, but I do not cut. I am shaved for sport and smoked by others.

A flamingo once asked how many of these you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink. Eat too much and you'll get sick. These are pretty rich.

It describes a curve that’s incredibly tight, But stick it in an outlet and a fire you’ll ignite!

I can be described as a butt and sometimes have a bunghole. I’m adorned with hoops and have two heads. With age I share with angels.

Take all of your fingers, And all of your toes, Weave them together, And count with your nose