I'm the most annoying fruit, making jokes like Clockwork. They said you can't rhyme me, but Eminem did, with a slight quirk.

I fill playgrounds, swimming pools and theaters, places far and near. I'm an expression of happiness, loud and clear.

My Zippo had some brownies, he thinks they were laced, now he's a:

Pejorative applied to someone who doesn't have much capacity for thinking. Can also be a little bit of a prick.

Oh look, a sponge, a carrot, and velvet. For gods sake, who made these? Whoops, I almost just spelled it. Layered, stacked, iced and topped for occasion, so many a flavor, with candles a blazin’.