I am the same forwards and back, though I go much faster as the former. In Europe the elite watch me, in the US my fans are known for their less elegant tastes. To master me you must be shifty and brave. You’ll get tired but not get a nap.

Female humans who are good with with sheets and lines, will pay attention to the cut of your jib, and are happiest when land is far away. Start with an expensive toy, followed by the second half of a famous music festival and conference. Finish with something that can be good or bad, if you believe in that kind of thing.

Swipe left, swipe right, find a date for tonight. Tell me babe, is one of your matches right? Don’t get catfished, the pictures can lie. But if all goes well you could end up on cloud nine. Other than the app I’m something else too. When your hands are turning blue, use me to make a spark. The fire I create will keep you warm in the dark.

I'm a word that's quite absurd, A mix of silly and profound words With me your spare time is too often spent And some of my number don't always make sense. My meaning's clear, yet hard to say, I'll make you laugh throughout the day.

You say iT one way, I say iT anoTher. WhaT am I?