For years now, I have championed a simple idea. The very tips of a pair of scissors should have a name:

The trends say that orange Is the new black for these. They’re stylish but tricky If you’ve gotta pee!

Where conversations with a box lead to instant gratification, meals appear through windows as you stay seated, embracing the art of never leaving your car.

Known for its curiosity, And random animosity, Its love language is to be aloof, And ask you for food. Smallest of their cousins, Yet most successful hunters. They bathe in the sun, And sometimes fight for fun.

Simpler tastes prevail, A little tried and true, White and clean, A taste of beans, Or a boring way to do?