For applicants seeking solutions, please provide the following documents. Expired documents are not acceptable. All documents must be originals. Form twenty-three-five-b, signed in triplicate Form Q One-eighty-six, signed by no less than two witnesses An officially recognized seal or charter from the office of the riddle registrar. Proof of address. Photo ID. Passport. High school yearbook photo. A signed letter from your mother. A receipt from Wal-Mart from between nineteen-ninety-three and twenty-twenty-six. A valid fishing license. Applicants must arrive between two p.m. and three p.m. on a Tuesday. Long haired freaky people need not apply.

Monsters might go me in the night Mike Tyson might give me during a fight Mike Tyson might say me when describing a pump, Invert my last and you use me to guess.

I’m a unicorn that forgot the magic and chose violence instead.

Use the first three if you want to diss a witch. The last three are the end of a search. You'll do it in a bazaar, but don't seem rich. Negotiate, but don't take a high perch.

Heat-high bowl? Stir-fry stroll? Noodles with feet, On egg roll soles?