A creature inspired by bar codes and crosswalk and yet people still assume I'm just a painted stallion.

Unlike many words, I sound exactly like myself!

Jiminy! That is not how the game is played! Stop chirping and light the candle.

I'm a large expression of excess, owned by bozos, oops I meant Bezos. I travel the world, berthing from place to place; a luxury treat, with a sporty chic. The currents don't guide me, though waves may surprise me; can you name this fancy thing?

I communicate in clicks and still make better decisions than some humans.