I'm a sweet refreshing drink, but my spelling is bad, You have to add a lot of sugar or your kids will get mad, I'm not the healthiest drink, but let me be, If you find yourself in a cult, don't drink me!

I'm a person, or I represent one anyway, In virtual worlds you act through me, you could say, On the big screen I'm blue and really tall, On a smaller screen, I bend the elements, some elements? No, ALL

Why use two, when one is good enough, I know it's hard to hold, I guess that's rough, But it's good enough for Mr. Peanut and Mr. Monopoly, Oh wait, Mr. Monopoly didn't have one, or did he?

If they're triangular or square your butt will be sore

I'm not the whole, a piece or part. Just one share, of cake or tart. Just a sliver, Of pie on chart. Why your one downvote, is just a little wet fart.