I am known for providing a sense of scale, but I do not measure in inches or centimeters. You might eat me.

Mom was a vampire. In my school that's what I told. She took blood from all.

On your face and on your rear, on both sides below your ears.

I zip through the air like I’m late for a date, wearing stripes like it’s a fashion mistake. When you’ve spotted me and flailed around on the go, I’ve already crashed your picnic like a pro!

-What gen alpha might call someone who's running out their clock, -Plus the name of the orphan girl whose life was hard-knock. Put them together, say them out loud. Though this riddle is WEIRD, an answer can be found.