Product of the patriarchy, binding, squeezing, I imprison two by two. oh! freedom song of sweet release when my job is through.

I'm not a crab but I have a shell I'm not a pea but I have a twin in my cell I'm not a nut but that's hard to tell

Because I am the blue one, I was given the name of something you blow.

Print that green. Treat your nose. Easy to pick. Hard to throw. I spread thick like weeds and can hang down low, but a zingy leaf tea lets me flow. Snot??? Ew, nothing like that, no!

Hass anyone seen my little green buddy? He’s VERY temperamental, only opens up when he’s wearing a brown hat, for one day. He’s always grumping that he has a big stone in his belly, but when he feels good, he likes moshing with his friend, Mr. Lime