A shortened word for a pesky insect, resistant to nuclear abuse, If you happen to partake, a joint smoked past its use

Pitons - check Snorkel - check Parachute - check Helmet - check Life jacket - check Lenses - check Rifles - check Ski Poles - check Kneepads - check Tackle box - check Checklist - check!

I'm a domestic bird, so popular that in these riddles of ours, I was used eight times in the last three hours.

Listen up, slick. You think you're slippery, and can get away with your lies. You claim you can be used in cars and in cooking. But my car is allergic to olives, And my stir fry tastes like an engine. And don't get me started on your virgin talk - everytime I turn around you're getting used by someone else.

I am a wee little man, often dressed in green with a little green top hat... BUT luck is not with me, for I have Hansen's disease. Hmm. I seem to have lost feeling in my lucky arms...