I'm a liquid, and sure call me basic, you twerp, A more appropriate term would be caustic, for how strong I work, I'll take all the color out of your clothes, without fail! I come from the lands toward which Frodo and the Elves set sail

I ensure everyone follows the rules and all. But sometimes I am accused of being partial. The winning team agrees with my name. The losing side thinks me the most hated person of the game.

Put a window in front of me, and I provide a sort of therapy that costs nothing!

What do Sir Isaac Newton, William Tell, and Eve all have in common?

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a tiger by his toe, If he hollers, let him go, Ask for cornflakes, with light snow