Quick! Cover your head, dive out the way! Dangerous Donald has gone astray! Took off for the pond but now he's goosed, This waterfowl's quackers and on the loose!

The fanciest versions of me come with two doors. I'll always work better than your best cooler. I don't just keep the heat out, I remove it from the air inside too. There's a famous joke about me running.

An aquatic French film ends, and this says so

If you get this right, you are superior. If you can't, it would be Erie and you should go jump in one of these.

Well known for being used to do the one thing I am advised NOT to be used for.