I have no mouth but I can screech. On boards I write, on pavement I sketch. I have a lot of dandruff.

A man was asked to pick a number The man said no What number did he choose?

You think you've got it bad? People use me as a milestone for ugliness. In fairy tales, I'm usually some kind of curse or punishment or bad character. In a book about kid wizards, I'm the least-wanted pet. Even nature mocks me by creating a stool in my honor... that I'm too big to sit on!

I tread on the edges of myth, A steed of legend, a symbol of purity. I am as elusive as an honest politician.

The wind rushes through your hair Joyful laughter everywhere Gravity will pull you down Careful though if you wear a gown Be wary that it’s not too hot And wait your turn, you impatient snot!