You can cook noodles in me, or cook brain cells smoking me.

When out in public and needing to wee, Please give me some ...

What can go up a chimney when down but can't go down a chimney when up?

So many types of me to choose from, you may get choice paralysis. Whichever you pick our smell is quite gruesome, and good luck pooping without butt dialysis.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed awake all night, wondering if there really is a...