Never has been surpasssed this gent's song; Gonna be used for memes where's a throng. Give too many clues -- beneath your intelligence; You are too smart, too full of elegance. Up to your guesses, surely you cannot get it wrong.

A Reddit place, you’ve found me thus; where many times you’ve made a fuss. There is no way to judge a riddle; some of these just suck. Please make a way to downvote some riddles to oblivion.

You don’t want one of these for lunch, it’s only made with one hand. Swift and with brute force. It’s not actually edible, unless you’re a cannibal.

Fill me up, get me hot, and you might make me sing. Get your head out of the gutter, this isn’t a fling. I’m a vessel of metal, not meant for the seas. I’ll be in the kitchen, now go fetch us some teas.

A curious debate of which one came first. Not chicken or egg, this one quenches thirst. My name is a fruit but the fruit is my name. The fruit beat me to it, or so they claim.