You can sit on me, and ironically, I am a discrete word for what comes out of the part of your body with which you sit on me.

Despite my name, I'm probably one of the last places where you'd choose to lay down.

I can be trimmed or wild, short or long. Remove one letter and I am brown, hairy, large and very strong. Remove one more to listen to what I have to say: the hints don't count, we're looking for the entire word today.

Answering this riddle with the word chicken? It's a bold strategy,

A song of wistful yearning by Janis Joplin. Change the space to a hyphen and you get German engineering. Start with yourself, then a third ranked cola. Next a British songwriter, followed by a way of making one many. Now that long bar at the bottom of your keyboard. Finish with a movie with a theme song by Michael Jackson, capped with an Americanized version of Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith’s chief.